Make-believe Boss Gifts

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Children playing in the street

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Self-Employment

Dog Dreams

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Chief Executives Teddy

Batmanager

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

Creative Entrepreneur

'I'll never understand teachers. One minute they want you to work your head off, and the next minute they want you to use your head.'

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

"Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy, but what I want is power of attorney!"