Imaginative Boss Gifts

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Cat Boss

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Self-Employment

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

Batmanager

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'I'll never understand teachers. One minute they want you to work your head off, and the next minute they want you to use your head.'