Imaginative Entrepreneur Gifts

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Money Plant.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You may have three mergers.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Trainset

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Start up

"I'm ahead of my time."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"The applications are limitless."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

The World's First Taxi...

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Fire is going to be the new content."

Flying Pen

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?