Imaginative Entrepreneur Mugs

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Money Plant.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You may have three mergers.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Trainset

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Start up

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"The applications are limitless."

Flying Pen

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Headless Self-Portrait

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

The World's First Taxi...

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Fire is going to be the new content."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."