Comedic Boss Gifts

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Nerd tryouts.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I've decided to recall our latest drug because of one side effect - law suits.'

'According to these numbers, our profit will be peanuts!'

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"I've decided to waive my bonus and hold out for a dismissal for incompetence. It pays even better!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Chairman and Chief Executive'

Model's aspirations

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Nothing personal. I just don't think you're a good fit for this company."

Team Building of Last Resort

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Batmanager

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

"And so I said 'J.B., everybody knows THAT dog won't hunt!'"

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Drunken Ass