Comedic Workplace Culture Buff Gifts

'These are my favourite suit pants.'

"Staff support"

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Group of people.

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

Boss has No Parking sign placed in middle of office.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

"Yes, we're the company with a heart, but we also have a mean upper-cut."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

"I wonder if he realizes how belittling him wearing that thing around the office is."

blood dispenser.

'Is it possible to have my desk moved away from the paper shredder?'

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

Nice to see you.

"How’s the coffee, Harding?"

Sawmill workers league