Work Culture Aficionado Gifts

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

"Staff support"

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"Money is life's report card."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

Group of people.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'