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Sawmill workers league

"Staff support"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'These are job perks.'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I give this one about three months...'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

''Benefit of the doubt' was our only benefit and now, the company has sent it offshore.'

Group of people.

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

'This is about the poster isn't it?'

Employer of the month...and every month.

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Suggestion box paper shredder.

'They no longer take suggestions but they do offer tissues.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

'In line with our offering choices around here, would you prefer to be downsized or outsourced?'