Comedic Workplace Culture Buff Prints

'These are my favourite suit pants.'

"Staff support"

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Group of people.

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

"It's face painting Friday."

Boss has No Parking sign placed in middle of office.

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"Yes, we're the company with a heart, but we also have a mean upper-cut."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

'Is it possible to have my desk moved away from the paper shredder?'

"I wonder if he realizes how belittling him wearing that thing around the office is."

blood dispenser.

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

Nice to see you.

"Welcome back. You didn't miss much while you were off, besides a bit of speculation about what kind of outpatient procedure you had."