Workplace Culture Aficionado Prints

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

"I wonder if he realizes how belittling him wearing that thing around the office is."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"Staff support"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Group of people.

Employer of the month...and every month.

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."