Comedic Coach Gifts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

No Instruments Please

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Jumble Sale

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Beard helper

"Complaining empowers us."

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

Rollercoaster police chase.

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Frozen Fish

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

The evolution of triathletes.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

With Friends Like These

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'