Comedic Coach Gifts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

No Instruments Please

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Jumble Sale

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Beard helper

Rollercoaster police chase.

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Complaining empowers us."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations