Comedic Chef Gifts

Our Village Industrial Competition.

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Beard helper

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

'Okay. Now you're just messing with me.'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Frozen Fish

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Cookbooks

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'