Comedic Culinary Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the comedic culinary critic who loves to joke about their food adventures? Our collection blends wit and charm, ideal for the lively food lover who appreciates humor as much as haute cuisine. Whether they’re a professional critic or just love a good laugh during dinner, find something that tickles their funny bone and adds a dash of humor to their kitchen or dining space.

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"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?" mockup

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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View to the Future

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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"Is the MSG local?"

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Too much cilantro

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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Countervailing Clichés.

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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette." mockup

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

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'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.' mockup

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer." mockup

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.' mockup

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past." mockup

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

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"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..." mockup

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

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Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet. mockup

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

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Happy hour.

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"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

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"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter." mockup

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

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"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!" mockup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

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Comedic Culinary Critic Gifts Collection

Comedic Culinary Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the culinary critic who loves to start their day with a laugh.

Comedic Culinary Critic Pillows

Find hilarious and charming pillows that add humor and personality to any kitchen or dining space for the culinary critic.

Comedic Culinary Critic Prints

Discover art prints featuring humorous culinary cartoons and quotes, ideal for decorating the home of a comedy-loving foodie.

Comedic Culinary Critic T-Shirts

Browse our selection of funny t-shirts that celebrate the foodie with a comedic twist, making every meal memorable.