Comedic Gourmet Gifts

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Beard helper

Dessert Storm Veteran

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'All you can eat, burgers.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

Frozen Fish

"And Billy will have the Stomach Stable-Buster."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Salsa on a Stick.

Chinese noodles.

Our Village Industrial Competition.

'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'