Comedic Trainer Gifts

Pet Bird.

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Balloon dog training

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Jeff was watching his weight.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

Man fights with his shadow.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Golf Ball in Nest.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."