Comedic Trainer Pillows

Pet Bird.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Balloon dog training

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

Man fights with his shadow.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Golf Ball in Nest.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'