Comedic Fitness Lover Gifts

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Keep Fit.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Check out my six pack.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

No Strollers Allowed

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'I've got a problem.'

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Woman does yoga with a baby.