Comedic Exercise Lovers Gifts

Pumping up the bike tyres

'My feet are killing me.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I love PE.

Man running

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Treadmillstone

"You're too sedentary."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Jeff was watching his weight.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.