Comedic Run Enthusiasts Gifts

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Hey, wait for me!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Costume - What costume?'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Stampede!!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

The evolution of triathletes.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Annual 10K Fun Run

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Eskimo in Igloo

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'