Comedic Exercisers Gifts

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Jeff was watching his weight.

Dad Dancing.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Melting Heart Pose

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

Gymnast

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

Pumping up the bike tyres

Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps

Gym in Hell

Pet Bird.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

Man crushed by health food