Quirky Boss Admirer Gifts

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Self-Employment

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"Gotta admit, the new guy's more fun than Ted was."

'Does this mean no more company car?'

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."