Quirky Office Admirer Gifts

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"The corporate limo was downsized!"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"The question is, what will it take to get you to work for us for half of what you're asking?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"This one is less distracting."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'May I play through please?'

'The printer repair guy.'

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

'Sorry Mr Bed-Bug, but I don't have any seedy hotel jobs available right now...'

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"Gotta admit, the new guy's more fun than Ted was."