Quirky Boss Fan Gifts

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Fly Football

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Sheep In Curlers

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

Freak Accident Specialist

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

'How soon can you start?'

Bruce Springsteen caricature

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

The Corner Shop.

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.