Quirky Boss Fan Prints

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Fly Football

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Sheep In Curlers

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Self-Employment

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

'How soon can you start?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

The Corner Shop.

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Socially Distanced Boxers