Quirky Business Admirer Gifts

The Niche Economy

'Near as I can figure, it's a branch of our neighborhood bank.'

For custom hand-shredding, call Herman B.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'I don't get along with my peers, but unfortunately, I have none.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Sign Shop

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010