Mimic Master Gifts

Canoe Carriers

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Look! I can imitate you!"

Remote control pirate bully

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

So you're a mocking bird...

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Moo Out Loud

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Quiet Quitting

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Dog Dreams

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A Dummy Corporation.