Make-believe Master Pillows

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Dog Dreams

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

So you're a mocking bird...

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

One Size Fits All.

Children playing in the street

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

A Dummy Corporation.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.