Dress-up Master Gifts

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Vivienne Westwood

The Bearskin Hat Family

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Snake Dress-Up

Treehouse.

Girl trying to be a woman

The October 31 Committee

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Dog Dreams

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"It's garage music."