
Cross dresser
Looking for a gift for the suit and tie master? Explore a curated selection of witty, stylish items that honor their polished aesthetic and clever nature. Perfect for those who master the art of dressing sharp and carrying themselves with confidence.
Cross dresser
Killer Executive Suits.
Dressed for Success!
New Suit.
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
Parade of Businessmen
"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."
At the suit makers
Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.
"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."
Waiting for Pants
"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."
"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Casual Thursday
'You don't want the job, do you?'
'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'
"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."
Small Businesses Go Under.
'Does this suit make me look too eager?'
'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'
'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'
Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest
Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.
"That's a good look for you, J.B."
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
'Note the bold use of gray.'
'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'
'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'
'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'
Future History Museums
"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."
'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'
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