Suit And Tie Guy Gifts

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

City Boy.

Career Choices

New Suit.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Changing Room Decisions

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Casual Thursday

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Bark less, work more.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'