"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."
Suit-and-tie Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the sophisticated and creative vibe of your suit-and-tie warrior? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful products perfect for those who blend professionalism with a flair for the creative. Whether they’re in meetings or creative brainstorms, these gifts will keep their style and wit sharp.
La Table
Mod Kwan Doh
Input From The Front Office
Burn out
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'
'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'
Heavy Workload
The day after Father's Day.
Fencing Lessons
Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side
"I see you brought the pie charts."
"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"
Gladstone's Retirement
When cats get fired
"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"
"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"
"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"
Martial art painting.
"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."
"Wake up late this morning?"
Sword Fight
'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'
"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"
'We use foreign labor, but when we sue we use American lawyers.'
"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"
Cross dresser
"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"
Out-of-control-top pantyhose.
"Billy, you're nuts. There's nothing wrong with this Hispanic J Mart. In fact, it's just like every other J Mart! They have 30 checkout lanes...but only 2 of 'em are open!"
Suit-and-tie Warrior Gifts Collection
Suit-and-tie Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for suit-and-tie warriors—sharp, witty, and perfect for any professional’s coffee break.
Suit-and-tie Warrior Pillows
Brighten up their space with cushions that celebrate the creative side of your suit-and-tie warrior—stylish, fun, and full of personality.
Suit-and-tie Warrior Prints
Find the ideal print to showcase your suit-and-tie warrior’s unique style—celebrating professionalism with a creative twist.
Suit-and-tie Warrior T-Shirts
Discover stylish and witty t-shirts that suit the creative, professional spirit of your suit-and-tie warrior—perfect for adding humor to their wardrobe.