Suit-and-tie Rocker Gifts

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Old rocker.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Liam Gallagher.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Going up?'

Rock n'roll.

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I see you brought the pie charts."

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

When cats get fired

Ritchie Blackmore.

Kissing bench with rockers

Freddie Mercury

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"

David Bowie RIP

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Keith Richards

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

Jericho revisited.

'We use foreign labor, but when we sue we use American lawyers.'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.