Suit-and-tie Lifestyle Gifts

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

Parade of Businessmen

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Penguin job interview

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Robert Johnson

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

Businessman Panhandling

"How do they tell each other apart?"

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I see you brought the pie charts."

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

When cats get fired

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."