Suit-and-tie Lifestyle Pillows

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

Parade of Businessmen

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Penguin job interview

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Robert Johnson

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

Businessman Panhandling

"How do they tell each other apart?"

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I see you brought the pie charts."

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

When cats get fired

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

'Nice suit, Doug!'