Suit-and-tie Troubadour Gifts

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"I see you brought the pie charts."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

Gypsy busker

Carols

When cats get fired

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'We use foreign labor, but when we sue we use American lawyers.'

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"