Masquerade Master Gifts

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

Masquerade

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

One Size Fits All.

Masquerade

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Masked Ball

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Lion Costume

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

In Disguise.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Dog Dreams

"Another goldfish...?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"