Masquerade Master T-Shirts

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

Masquerade

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

One Size Fits All.

Masquerade

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Masked Ball

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Lion Costume

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Another goldfish...?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Dog Dreams

US Camouflage School

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1