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Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

The adoration of the gels.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Like that?"

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'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Now all we need is a good script."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Life is ghoul

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Facial hair continental drift.

Masterpiece?

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'