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Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

The adoration of the gels.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Like that?"

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"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Life is ghoul

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

C Day Lewis.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Masterpiece?

Facial hair continental drift.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'