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The adoration of the gels.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

Nick Cave

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Leonard Cohen

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Masterpiece?

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Our marriage has been so successful because we are open to each others' points of view, and we always think for ourselves... isn't that right, honey?'