Marmalade Maven Gifts

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The adoration of the gels.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Masterpiece?

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.