Ocular Maven Gifts

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Like that?"

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

The end is near

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Vaccine hurdles

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Who Wore It Best?