Marmalade Enthusiast Gifts

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Patissier

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Whale Piñata.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'I need a jump!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Shark with fish lollipops