Margarine Enthusiast Gifts

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"What other tricks does he need?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"