Margarine Fan Gifts

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

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Cake Free Zone

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Conan the Custodian.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Ducks on Trucks

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Look what marmalade!

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Spin the turtle.

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"Help yourself to Twiglets."