Margarine Fan Prints

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

Cake Free Zone

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Conan the Custodian.

Ducks on Trucks

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Look what marmalade!

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

Spin the turtle.

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

"Help yourself to Twiglets."

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."