Marine Music Fan Prints

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Oh, @#$%, is that

clown fish

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Marine Band

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Walter The Sea Monster

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Dolphin Music

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

Octopuses surf too.

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

"She's very affectionate!"

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'