Marine Animal Fan Gifts

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Spin the turtle.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Lazy Octopus

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'