Marine Mammal Fans Gifts

"They're so like us."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Octopus gets tickled pink