Quirky Marine Life Fan Gifts

'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Fish mobsters.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Oh, @#$%, is that

clown fish

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Things we need to acknowledge

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Octopus gets tickled pink

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"