Musical Marine Life Fan Gifts

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lazy Octopus

Neptune

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Lovers scuba diving

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Moses/stranded shark

Common Dolphin